2,222 stress toys · bound to real stocks · Robinhood Chain

A stress toy
for your
portfolio.

Every Squeezie is bound to one real stock. Red day, it gets squeezed. Green day, it plumps up. Big day, it floats. On-chain, every trading day.

Turn the knob. One toy a day.
Come back tomorrow for another.
SQUEEZIES 1 TURN · 1 TOY · REACTS DAILY INSERT
Every trading day

It changes every day.

One toy, all six moods. The day's move is measured in that stock's own volatility units, so a wild stock and a calm one are judged fairly. Tap a mood.

Squeezed under −2 units. Pinched under −0.7. Resting inside ±0.7. Plump over 0.7. Glitter over 2. Floating over 3.5. At 1x a toy floats about one day a year.

The aisle

Sealed until mint.

Twelve boxes from the shelf. Each one is already bound to a stock and already reacting. Shake one. The toy inside stays a secret until reveal.

One of one

Nine behind glass.

Nine toys exist once. They sit in the same random pool as everything else. Tap a case to see how it takes a market day.

The rules

Simple on purpose.

What a Squeezie is

  1. 2,222 toys. 2,000 for sale, 222 reserved. Eleven art layers with exact counts, plus the nine.
  2. Bound to one of 24 real stocks. Random at mint. After the reveal, one free rebind for seven days, so you pick the stock once you know your toy.
  3. Reacts every trading day. Prices come from Chainlink feeds on the chain. The move is measured in that stock's own volatility units, computed on-chain.
  4. Leverage. 60% of toys feel the market at 1x. 20% at 2x, 12% at 3x, 6% at 5x, 2% at 10x. Hidden until reveal.
  5. Seasons. 91 days. The top 22 season returns get a permanent trophy. Two seasons on one stock: diamond hands. Three paid rebinds in a season: paper hands.
  6. Provenance. Traits are allocated under a sealed seed and hashed into the contract before mint. Seed and list published after reveal.
  7. Mint. Allowlist, cap 2. Public, cap 3. Closes at sellout or 72 hours after public opens; unsold is burned. Reveal after close. Prices are set before the allowlist opens.
  8. 5% creator fee on secondary, set on-chain.

Questions

Do I own the stock?

No. Nothing is held for you and nothing is paid out. The toy reacts to a number. That is all it does, and that is the point.

What if my stock has a boring year?

Rebind. One free week after reveal, free again in the first week of every season, a small fee the rest of the time.

Why units instead of percent?

A 2% day is nothing for GME and a big day for SPY. Units divide the move by that stock's own 60-day swing, so every stock has the same chance of a floating day.

Can I pick my stock at mint?

No, and that is deliberate. You do not know your leverage until reveal. Choosing after reveal is the informed choice, and it is free.

Which marketplaces?

Any that supports Robinhood Chain. The metadata updates itself, so the toy you see on a marketplace is today's toy.

When is the mint?

When it is ready. Contracts and dates are posted here first.